|By Miv Evans
This film fails at every level and in particular as a vehicle to launch Miley Cyrus's acting career. Screen-wise she has little to offer and the story never rises above bad melodrama.
There's not an original moment and certainly no message, but as everyone keeps saying "we all make mistakes", presumably it's the filmmaker's intent that we give credence to that profound thought. Yes. Quite.
Ronnie (Miley Cyrus) and her younger brother (Bobby Coleman) are spending the summer with their estranged father (Greg Kineer). Ronnie is still angry about her parent's divorce and gives everyone a hard time, in particular her father. She wanders into the local teenage scene, catches the eye of Will (Liam Hemsworth) and a romance begins.
What's supposed to happen in films is that a storyline carries the characters on a journey, by the end of which they should have learned something that has made them change. In this story, Ronnie is an absolute pain, but the moment her boyfriend kisses her she becomes happy, chatty and a pleasure to be around.
Unfortunately, this is only half way through so, with her journey over, where are we going to go for the next 45 minutes? The answer is, absolutely nowhere.
As a movie going experience, this film doesn't have much to offer in the beginning, with everyone and every situation being one cliché after another, but after Ronnie's 'awakening' things get even more mind numbing.
The second and new storyline about Ronnie's father includes a painfully contrived connection to Ronnie's boyfriend, clearly put there so the two young lovers can have a fight and then get back together. (Note to all writers - please stop throwing in dead siblings; no one cares about someone they don't know. Duh).
Finally, we come to the title. At the beginning of the film, Ronnie has stopped playing the piano, but after she has a strum at her boyfriend's house (who conveniently has a piano in his living room) the story carries on as if this is still a huge obstacle she has to overcome.
Needless to say, there's an unbelievably cheesy ending with Miss Cyrus playing the you-know-what which is, of course, her Last Song. If only someone had got her to sign a contract to that effect prior to her recital, sitting through this load of dross might just have been worth it.
RELEASE DATES: Now available on DVD
Miv Evans is a British businesswoman who relocated to Los Angeles in 2005. She previously had a comedy drama commissioned by BBC TV and sold her first film to REN Media International in 2008 which she wrote, directed and produced.
The Last Song Movie Trailer
Watch the Official "The Last Song" movie trailer from Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures and Touchstone Pictures through Hulu's video streaming service. Click on the white triangle to start the movie. An estranged father gets a chance to spend the summer with his reluctant teenaged daughter. Based on best-selling novelist Nicholas Sparks' (The Notebook, A Walk to Remember) latest novel.
Release Date: April 2, 2010
From: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
In "The Last Song," an estranged father gets a chance to spend the summer with his reluctant teenaged daughter. Based on best-selling novelist Nicholas Sparks' (The Notebook, A Walk to Remember) latest novel. Stars Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.
“THE LAST SONG” (L to R) Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Ph: Sam Emerson, SMPSP © Touchstone Pictures. All Rights Reserved.